Good Place for a Speaker

Who needs to look out the back window anyway? Why not put a really large speaker back there in the rear window, that way the kids can really hear the music well.

(Whatever is left of the kids hearing).

I wonder if they are talking to each other.

You knew it had to happen.

CONVOY!

Breaker - Breaker!

Break 19 for that Eastbound "Big Rig".

Go ahead Good Buddy.

You know there's a Mickey D's up ahead?

YA! Me and the other red truck are going there too!

Looks like we got us a CONVOY!

Oops! There goes the tarpaper.

"Oops! I think I lost a roll of tarpaper back there by the intersection."

"Better go back and get it or the Boss will be mad. I think I'll just turn around here in the middle of the highway and I don't care who I run into."

"Dang! It has transfats"

Maybe this could wait until getting home?

Captain's Log - Star Date . . . .

Captain's Log, Star Date 2942.7. Scottie and I beamed down to Earth in response to an urgent call from Scooter, (it only takes a nano-second). Scottie noticed that a red car had just pulled out of a side street and into the middle of two double yellow lines. Scooter thought the red car was going to accelerate, using the area as a merge lane, so he slowed down to let the red car in.


Instead of accelerating, the red car hit the brakes, thought about it a second and then accelerated. In the meantime, the white car behind Scooter must have gotten fed up with the situation and passed him on the right side in the grass.

Scooter was too flabergasted to write this Blog and asked us if we would post it. Scottie and I beamed right back up, (out of danger), and sent in the post via InterStellarNet mail. We aren't going to beam down again for a long time.

A Dog's Life

Sometimes I actually envy a dog. . . .